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<h1 style="text-align: center;">The Five Most Unusual Reactions After We Did &lsquo;It&rsquo;</h1> <p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://media.istockphoto.com/id/2232145455/photo/creative-full-artwork-collage-of-two-happy-girl-guy-sit-together-love-feelings-family-bonding.jpg?s=612x612&amp;w=0&amp;k=20&amp;c=n8zNrtmXm-pLyWDROva-tCm1roSdCa6ax0EAuP757W4=" alt="" width="800" /></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><em>Published under copyright by <a href="https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/Ecuador-dating-service.html">Loveawake</a> dating site &copy; Copyright 2025. All rights reserved.</em></p> <p>There&rsquo;s an art to knowing how to conduct one&rsquo;s self post coital, and frankly, I&rsquo;m no Picasso. Usually when I&rsquo;m done, if I don&rsquo;t go to sleep, I clean myself up right away and find some shorts or pants to throw on. As a result, this has caused many a women some confusion. They look at me as though I&rsquo;m telling them to leave, or like I&rsquo;m going to leave their place. This, as one can imagine, <a href="https://blog.loveawake.com/2022/04/11/4-awkward-dating-moments-how-to-handle-them/">makes things awkward</a>.</p> <p>But I must say, I know exactly how these women feel. I too have been on the receiving end of some awfully questionable and unusual reactions post-coital. These are five such moments.</p> <h2><strong>Boyfriend Called</strong></h2> <p>So yeah, technically, this wasn&rsquo;t really a reaction to what we just did, but it did happen in the immediate aftermath. I think I even mentioned this in a previous post as proof of the unbelievable standards women put on men because the phone call itself wasn&rsquo;t as crazy as <a href="https://blog.loveawake.com/2021/10/18/3-tips-to-make-conversation-more-seductive/">the actual conversation</a>. I remember being in the bathroom getting my shower ready when I hear from the other room, &ldquo;No! No! No! Where were you last night?! Because I called! And you didn&rsquo;t pick up!&rdquo; I walked in the room and in a regular tone, ask, &ldquo;What&rsquo;s wrong?&rdquo; She immediately puts her hand over the phone and a finger over lips to mimic the &ldquo;shhh&rdquo; motion. Then goes back to yelling on the phone, &ldquo;Look, I&rsquo;m busy right now! I&rsquo;m calling you back in 30 minutes and you BETTER pick up!&rdquo; She throws the phone on the bed and sees me looking at with this quizzical face, then says, &ldquo;That was my boyfriend, don&rsquo;t worry about it.&rdquo; I never did after that.</p> <h2><strong>A Sneezing Fit</strong></h2> <p>This is what happens when you have sex in the springtime during a record high pollen count with a woman who has bad allergies. It&rsquo;s uncomfortable even if you knew the diagnosis.</p> <h2><strong>Laughing</strong></h2> <p>There are women in this world who laugh or chuckle when they&rsquo;re enjoying themselves in the throws of passion. I&rsquo;ve been with some of these women and it&rsquo;s never a bad thing, though it is a little awkward. Even more awkward was this girl who just started laughing right after we were done, it was like a heavy, breathy <a href="https://blog.loveawake.com/2020/07/13/serious-conversations-vs-making-girls-laugh/">laugh as she was trying to catch her breath</a>. I asked her what was so funny, fearing that she was going to say my performance, but she insisted her laughing was what happens when she&rsquo;s coming down from a good experience. I don&rsquo;t know if she was telling the truth or not, but I do know I&rsquo;ve never heard a more uncomfortable laugh in my life.</p> <h2><strong>Punched Me&hellip;Hard</strong></h2> <p>There&rsquo;s a scene in the very first episode of&nbsp;<em>Californication</em>&nbsp;where David Duchovny&rsquo;s character, Hank Moody is in the middle of having sex with a woman when out of nowhere she punches him right in the face. Some sick fetish she had apparently. Well, I thought to myself when I saw that scene, &ldquo;Only on television or in the movies would something like that happen.&rdquo; Wrong. It happens in real life too, and it happened to me though in a slightly different way. Right when we were done, she punched me in the arm, and what made it weird was how bad it hurt but how I couldn&rsquo;t show it hurt. I had to laugh it off and mumble to her, &ldquo;Quit playing.&rdquo;</p> <h2><strong>Started Vacuuming</strong></h2> <p>Now I&rsquo;ve heard of one of the people getting up to fix the other person a sandwich or some breakfast or get a glass of water. But chores? Never saw a such thing until this one girl who was over at my place and while I was taking a nap, takes out my vacuum, goes into my living room, and starts getting her cleaning lady on. I wasn&rsquo;t upset she woke me up, but I was rather surprised. Then I was insulted when I walked into the living room and asked her why she was doing all of this. She said, &ldquo;Your carpet was filthy.&rdquo; She had a point, but she didn&rsquo;t have to say it.</p>